Superman's J.O. Buddy



Yes, because 'putting the Hyper-masculine primary figure

in roped bondage while half-naked leopard men

do the tethering and his purple-spandex-clad buddy

comes flying in to help' is a great response to the

'questionable' nature of a fictional figure's relationship!



Yes....the answer is 'Yes.'



EVERYthing got its little
Super-Soldier enhancement on.

Bucky didn't die--
he got shoved down the front of
Cap's pants.
(Well, it was his favorite place to be.)

Forget the flagpole--we
got someplace to carry that flag right here.

Bring an extra helmet.

Hawkeye can find that target easy enough.

Nobody needs to tell Cap to
stand at attention!

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Getting Inside Them Genes

Feel so lost...not just childish rebellion this time.

Time for a little Identi-fucking!

I'm no regular kid...

I've got both Superman and

my big, bad, bald Daddy Lex up in me!

Time for me to shave away the individuality

and mark myself for Lexy!
Bought and paid for, I is his Boy!

(Oooh! I'm bulging out for reals, now!)

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Super-Hero Down Time



Hey, you know, like...we're both stressed, we're
both mourning...I know some great techniques
for stress-reduction we could work on.

I promise not to use my super-speed.

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Cosplay Lovin'



Ooh, I see where that Manhunter hid his baton!

Boy, they really do get their man--even after death!

'Course, that's a damned good-looking corpse;
that Manhunter gonna have him a GOOD ol' snack!
(Double-handful, even!)

Mmnn...'No Man Escapes the Manhunters..'
and with a hard-drive like that, why would they want to?!?!

Let's get this zombie-robot lovin'-fest going, people!
I wanna see sparks and dust flying!
Tear it up!
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'Stroke it to the East...'stroke it to the West...."

"Oy! Do you know how hard it is to throw

both legs in the air and still keep a firm

grip on my staff!?!!!"

"Hurry up, dammit; my sweet spot

isn't covered in chain mail!"

Well, that and the fact that you're a girl.

He's only into getting beat off by guys, hon.

But he does look a little 'half mast' now that

you mention it. I guess he's an equal opportunity

sadist....just particular!

"oh, girllll...I love a hard swing to the

face with a stiff pole!
How you think I lost that other eye?"

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'Flash' A Little Tail For Us! (not too quickly!)

I'm not sayin' there was a conspiracy

or anything, but the DC character The Flash

was definitely the lead-man in the "Get on your

stomach and show me something!" role in the

"JLA/Avengers" mini-series.

Oh, you know how, Barry!
You like that frottage friction, son!

And we sure like seeing those firm buns of yours.

Running surely gives a man a nice ass.

Here he tries to no avail to get the attention of two

Avengers while he's got it propped up high and proud.

But Hawkeye likes the rough stuff; he doesn't need

some passive repository. And ol' Tony has a built-in

massager, so he's good.

Meanwhile Flash is stuck without Hal to take him camping

and he's become quite distraught.

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