"Oy! Do you know how hard it is to throw
both legs in the air and still keep a firm
grip on my staff!?!!!"
"Hurry up, dammit; my sweet spot
isn't covered in chain mail!"
Well, that and the fact that you're a girl.
He's only into getting beat off by guys, hon.
But he does look a little 'half mast' now that
you mention it. I guess he's an equal opportunity
sadist....just particular!
"oh, girllll...I love a hard swing to the
face with a stiff pole!
How you think I lost that other eye?"
How you think I lost that other eye?"
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