Cosplay Lovin'



Ooh, I see where that Manhunter hid his baton!

Boy, they really do get their man--even after death!

'Course, that's a damned good-looking corpse;
that Manhunter gonna have him a GOOD ol' snack!
(Double-handful, even!)

Mmnn...'No Man Escapes the Manhunters..'
and with a hard-drive like that, why would they want to?!?!

Let's get this zombie-robot lovin'-fest going, people!
I wanna see sparks and dust flying!
Tear it up!
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'Stroke it to the East...'stroke it to the West...."

"Oy! Do you know how hard it is to throw

both legs in the air and still keep a firm

grip on my staff!?!!!"

"Hurry up, dammit; my sweet spot

isn't covered in chain mail!"

Well, that and the fact that you're a girl.

He's only into getting beat off by guys, hon.

But he does look a little 'half mast' now that

you mention it. I guess he's an equal opportunity

sadist....just particular!

"oh, girllll...I love a hard swing to the

face with a stiff pole!
How you think I lost that other eye?"

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Sonny...Get in 'Dis Position!

Seems like somebody gets turned on

by some weird classifieds.

Oh well...who am I to judge?

(Keep that scruff, Buddy...you

know how much the big ones like that!)

Uh oh!
Yeah, Sun-eaters, you big animal!

They eat you whole!

They suck that life force right

out you in a hot minute!

Make you burst and...

oh....never mind....

You gettin' the vapors already,

ain'tcha?

Well, it won't be long now.

Oh, girl, pleeze!

Really and true?

Restrain yourself

and have some dignity--this is the

comics, after all!

Hmph!

(Jealous!)

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Golden Boy

Yes sir, SIR!
Oh he of the flaxen, shimmering hair and

crystal blue eyes and pursed lips that have

never seen Botox (we used ta call 'em Blow-Job

Lips, back in the day!)....your wish is my command!

Someone need to tell Fey Ray here that

'Super-Haughtiness' is not a real super power.

I wonder what he do with that little bug man

at night? Go all "Deep Space 9-inches"

I betcha.

Evidently, queens from other planets do

not have a Diva-'Tude reduction.

Some things are just universal.

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