Cosplay Lovin'



Ooh, I see where that Manhunter hid his baton!

Boy, they really do get their man--even after death!

'Course, that's a damned good-looking corpse;
that Manhunter gonna have him a GOOD ol' snack!
(Double-handful, even!)

Mmnn...'No Man Escapes the Manhunters..'
and with a hard-drive like that, why would they want to?!?!

Let's get this zombie-robot lovin'-fest going, people!
I wanna see sparks and dust flying!
Tear it up!
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Sonny...Get in 'Dis Position!

Seems like somebody gets turned on

by some weird classifieds.

Oh well...who am I to judge?

(Keep that scruff, Buddy...you

know how much the big ones like that!)

Uh oh!
Yeah, Sun-eaters, you big animal!

They eat you whole!

They suck that life force right

out you in a hot minute!

Make you burst and...

oh....never mind....

You gettin' the vapors already,

ain'tcha?

Well, it won't be long now.

Oh, girl, pleeze!

Really and true?

Restrain yourself

and have some dignity--this is the

comics, after all!

Hmph!

(Jealous!)

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Strike a Pose, Posey!

Ooh, I bet you is on your way, Doc Savage!

Damn...making plans with one man and ain't even
dressed and left the last one yet!

He savage all right!

(Although, to be fair, right here he look

a bit more like 'Doc Fierce' to me!)

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WHo's Worshipping WHo?

Thor as Jobber....

Mmnn-mnn, good.

First, Thor thrust his big old godly hammer in my face,

and I grabbed it real good!

It was throbbing with power, but I gripped it so hard

the Thunder God grimaced in ecstacy.

That's right, Boy...drop to your knees!

He's so exhausted from the energy I sucked out of him,

he can't even hold his big hammer.

"He's so sore he can't touch it with a powder puff," honey.

Now that Big Daddy is down, time for the Twink.

Thor....hammered and sucked dry.

Down for the count--crushed and battered.

Round Two when your hammer is energized.

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