Superman's J.O. Buddy



Yes, because 'putting the Hyper-masculine primary figure

in roped bondage while half-naked leopard men

do the tethering and his purple-spandex-clad buddy

comes flying in to help' is a great response to the

'questionable' nature of a fictional figure's relationship!



"But what would you DO with it!?!?"

 

Now you know in the real world, Henry Pym would

be a millionaire for his patented success with penile

enlargement capsules...but, hey..

 

Yes, everything gets bigger on a Pym-particles man.

 

"You all look so small down there!"
"Yeah, well, we can tell your religion from down here...

not that anyone's complaining!"

 

Can you imagine the show if Giant Man

had a 'Skeet skeet skeet!" party?

Looks like a snowstorm,

feels like a glue factory exploded!

 

Here's to shadowy cock outlines

and giant penis..penises...penii?

Oh, well...big dicks, nonetheless!

 

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