Monday, March 4, 2013

Crack of the Moon

What is Marvel's own Moon Knight's greatest weapon?
Is it his once-treasured Khonshu moon-god powers?
Or his Huston-imposed brutality and viciousness?
Perhaps it's that big ol' billy club he carry?

No, his greatest ass-et is the splendorous way
that the lovely white spandex conforms to
his own tighty-whity, parting those glorious
cheeks and driving even the most breederific of
opponents to distraction!

Come on Marc...let's see a Full Moon!


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