A Real Personal Ass-istant

Uh-oh! Suggestiveness!

Pump it! Pump it!

Not like the Black-eyed Peas, bitch--

Pump it for REAL!

Stop distracting me! You know why you're really here!
Look at my spectacular bod, boy!

I'm in position! Why won't you tend to me!

Some 'personal trainer' you are.

I'm gonna keep somethin' up for ya, ya

cock-tease! Right up under the other big bar here.

Gonna have to get rough since you won't

notice my glutes. You couldn't guess my

super powers, bitch; it's having the most

perfectly rounded ass in the hero game!

Get ready for a mooning!

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