He Don't PLAY!

This is a bloody rasslin' battle between two big ol' Bear-Daddies!

Mmnnnn-mnnn! Look at Puff Daddy's fine ass in those tights!

Oh come on now, Super Buff...you know you is easy!

Playing hard-to-get is part of the game with you.

He's hiding...but you seeking...

it's gonna be all right.

But they really need more zippers in these outfits

for convenience. Whatever happened to 'easy access?'

"I like it when they fight back, bitch.

You were the best I ever had.

Definitely worth leaving for last.

And you really know how to give head."

(Okay, well, the guy was decapitated, but

you know....there's always a joke in there!)

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Symbolism Rocks

Yes, "Needs Must Be Met."

And, finally and at last,

sexy billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne

is about to get slammed hard into the ground

by a giant, hairy beast.

Dreams do come true.

(And spandex tights really show off a raging hard-on.)

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