Invincible...to your brazen slings and arrows.

Uh-oh!
Looks like it's time for the latest installment of "Incestible."

Two regular Joes, a father-son bonding session....

back in the good old days when the buff, surly Daddy

finally made some time for his awkward stick-figure son....

so long as they were wearing spandex and getting sweaty together.

But you know the 'Good Times' never last!

"Oh, no...you don't get to play both sides!

I know you've started sleeping with Mom again.

Jeremy Irons warned me you wouldn't be

a legitimate hookup. <sob!>"

(("Since I can't get the boy to give up the goods

any more, I guess I'll have to settle for day-old fish. Ah, well...

any port in a storm I guess!

He'll come around."))

(("That's right, you simple fool...little do you realize this is all

part of my plan to seduce you...Ruffie you if need be...

and thus make the old man jealous! He won't be able to

stand it when he discovers someone else has cracked my textbook!"))

Ahh, family life.

Always a soap opera.

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He Don't PLAY!

This is a bloody rasslin' battle between two big ol' Bear-Daddies!

Mmnnnn-mnnn! Look at Puff Daddy's fine ass in those tights!

Oh come on now, Super Buff...you know you is easy!

Playing hard-to-get is part of the game with you.

He's hiding...but you seeking...

it's gonna be all right.

But they really need more zippers in these outfits

for convenience. Whatever happened to 'easy access?'

"I like it when they fight back, bitch.

You were the best I ever had.

Definitely worth leaving for last.

And you really know how to give head."

(Okay, well, the guy was decapitated, but

you know....there's always a joke in there!)

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