Invincible...to your brazen slings and arrows.

Uh-oh!
Looks like it's time for the latest installment of "Incestible."

Two regular Joes, a father-son bonding session....

back in the good old days when the buff, surly Daddy

finally made some time for his awkward stick-figure son....

so long as they were wearing spandex and getting sweaty together.

But you know the 'Good Times' never last!

"Oh, no...you don't get to play both sides!

I know you've started sleeping with Mom again.

Jeremy Irons warned me you wouldn't be

a legitimate hookup. <sob!>"

(("Since I can't get the boy to give up the goods

any more, I guess I'll have to settle for day-old fish. Ah, well...

any port in a storm I guess!

He'll come around."))

(("That's right, you simple fool...little do you realize this is all

part of my plan to seduce you...Ruffie you if need be...

and thus make the old man jealous! He won't be able to

stand it when he discovers someone else has cracked my textbook!"))

Ahh, family life.

Always a soap opera.

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Orange Chain-mail & Green Lycra is HAWT!

So, three beefy, massive black guys are walking

along the beach, sharing their dining habits and how

'no one can beat it' and his 'buds are tingling already,'

and you might think they're shoving a six-inch in their mouths,

but--let's face it, these are black guys--so you know it

has to be foot-longs.

And isn't it cute they're all wearing little matching lime green shirts

and dark green bike shorts! Spandex, hurray!

So then they catch these two cute numbers

dressed up in rubber fetish completism, having their way with Aquaman,

who's in a state of ecstasy; just look at that staff pointing straight up!

They immediately feel left out, and decide they're going to

join in on the action...because as we all know, there

isn't any kind of gay action going on in professional sports!

(Wink wink, nudge nudge!)

They bout to get wet with Aquaman....

Heeeeeeyyyyyy!

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