Thor as Jobber....
First, Thor thrust his big old godly hammer in my face,
and I grabbed it real good!
It was throbbing with power, but I gripped it so hard
the Thunder God grimaced in ecstacy.
That's right, Boy...drop to your knees!
He's so exhausted from the energy I sucked out of him,
he can't even hold his big hammer.
"He's so sore he can't touch it with a powder puff," honey.
Now that Big Daddy is down, time for the Twink.
Thor....hammered and sucked dry.
Down for the count--crushed and battered.
Round Two when your hammer is energized.