Boys and Their Loaded Weapons

Why, yes, it is a gun in my pants...

but I'm also happy to see you.

I was just sitting here all by my lonesome

polishing my piece.....so what a welcome

interruption!

(Wow! That was fast!

Looks like he really wants to get a leg up on his joiners!

Looks like he's really a swinger!

Too bad he likes it 'briefs'!)

"And like a bad neighbor, fish-spread is there!"

A woman knows how to ruin all the very best times..

and this party was just getting going in full

Importance-of-Being-Earnest.

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He Don't PLAY!

This is a bloody rasslin' battle between two big ol' Bear-Daddies!

Mmnnnn-mnnn! Look at Puff Daddy's fine ass in those tights!

Oh come on now, Super Buff...you know you is easy!

Playing hard-to-get is part of the game with you.

He's hiding...but you seeking...

it's gonna be all right.

But they really need more zippers in these outfits

for convenience. Whatever happened to 'easy access?'

"I like it when they fight back, bitch.

You were the best I ever had.

Definitely worth leaving for last.

And you really know how to give head."

(Okay, well, the guy was decapitated, but

you know....there's always a joke in there!)

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