Cap' that Iron Ass

Tony gets rough with his man Cap.

That armor can't protect you from love, Tony!

Stop fighting it, girl!

Now quit acting like you don't like it rough, Steve.

You're just upset he trashed y'all's make-out couch.

Memories are special, fragile things.

Ooh, chile; now Miss Acrobat Steve, we knew you could grab

your own ankles, but your man's, too? Kinky!

You GO boy!

That boy is on fire; Flame ON!

Scream like a bitch!

(He like it when you make noise!)

Brutalized and submissive...it's hot, but it ain't right.

You don't have to deal with all that abuse, Steve.

Somewhere there's a man who will give you sweet,

calm, good loving. Without the bruises.

Hammer Time

That sounds like one hell of an invitation if

ever I heard on!

I don't know that I've ever witnessed someone

offering up their hammer with such ferocity!
And he's starting off looking worked over

like a bone in a pack of dogs.

Yeah, honey--you did it! GRABBED that big ol' thick

hammer... with a PURPOSE! Even knew enough to

get it good and solid at the base! (Looks like you can

strap it on if things get hairy, too.)

So you done been through everybody else already, eh?

Got you a regular super-orgy going on up on that

big ol' cosmic rock.

So NOW whatcha got planned?

Oh, my!

I see....Even tore-up from floor-up,

you got a big ol' hammer needs discharging.

Damn...who knew a simple Kansas farm boy

was such rough trade?!?

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